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Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail? - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Remind me again, Which Circle of Hell did Dante reserve for Editors...and now that I'm living here, would you mind forwarding my mail?

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Censorship and hate speech laws don't protect GOOD IDEASÃ¢â¬Â¦they protect BAD ONES. They keep them alive and push them underground. If someone is engaging in HATE SPEECH, you don't silence them. You donÃ¢â¬â¢t tell them to shut up.Ã¢â¬Â¦You say,

Censorship and hate speech laws don't protect GOOD IDEASÃ¢â¬Â¦they protect BAD ONES. They keep them alive and push them underground. If someone is engaging in HATE SPEECH, you don't silence them. You donÃ¢â¬â¢t tell them to shut up.Ã¢â¬Â¦You say, "COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT" You say, "BRING IT ON"Ã¢â¬Â¦..

After 15 years of marriage, nothing says

After 15 years of marriage, nothing says "Thanks for all the blowjobs" like a pair of mittens for Christmas.

When the US sneezes, Canada says, Ã¢â¬Ågesundheit.Ã¢â¬Â - Jules Carlysle Quotes

When the US sneezes, Canada says, Ã¢â¬Ågesundheit.Ã¢â¬Â

If you continue to carry on like idiotsÃ¢â¬Â¦weeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statuesÃ¢â¬Â¦.ItÃ¢â¬â¢s embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. BesidesÃ¢â¬Â¦..it wonÃ¢â¬â¢t be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John CusackÃ¢â¬â¢s houseÃ¢â¬Â¦..because otherwiseÃ¢â¬Â¦how will he know I love him???? - Jules Carlysle Quotes

If you continue to carry on like idiotsÃ¢â¬Â¦weeping with outstretched arms behind the rope line outside of their hotels, sending them love poems written in blood and sexually assaulting their wax statuesÃ¢â¬Â¦.ItÃ¢â¬â¢s embarrassing for women everywhere and a little scary for the stars. BesidesÃ¢â¬Â¦..it wonÃ¢â¬â¢t be nearly as special when I do it.Now, excuse me I have to go throw a bag of screwdrivers over the fence at John CusackÃ¢â¬â¢s houseÃ¢â¬Â¦..because otherwiseÃ¢â¬Â¦how will he know I love him????

If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is,

If I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, "yes", I let my dog on the bed.

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A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Using the Oval office to cheat on your wife makes you a bad husband and an irresponsible leader. Using the Oval office to lead your troops into a war born of blatant deception makes you a murderer and a war criminal.

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

We are so cleverly manipulated and influenced by the media and establishments on both the right and left, that the truth has become hopelessly lost in semantics.

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s failed at every venture heÃ¢â¬â¢s ever undertaken. And every mess heÃ¢â¬â¢s created has been cleaned up for himÃ¢â¬Â¦arrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomÃ¢â¬Â¦TWICE!Fool me once, shame on youÃ¢â¬Â¦.Fool me twiceÃ¢â¬Â¦Ã¢â¬Â¦.God help us all. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. HeÃ¢â¬â¢s failed at every venture heÃ¢â¬â¢s ever undertaken. And every mess heÃ¢â¬â¢s created has been cleaned up for himÃ¢â¬Â¦arrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomÃ¢â¬Â¦TWICE!Fool me once, shame on youÃ¢â¬Â¦.Fool me twiceÃ¢â¬Â¦Ã¢â¬Â¦.God help us all.

I donÃ¢â¬â¢t doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnÃ¢â¬â¢t possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devilÃ¢â¬Â¦he probably believes that ultimately, his intentions are good. HeÃ¢â¬â¢d be wrong of courseÃ¢â¬Â¦but, he must be used to that by now . - Jules Carlysle Quotes

I donÃ¢â¬â¢t doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnÃ¢â¬â¢t possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devilÃ¢â¬Â¦he probably believes that ultimately, his intentions are good. HeÃ¢â¬â¢d be wrong of courseÃ¢â¬Â¦but, he must be used to that by now .

America has been knocked-up with democracyÃ¢â¬â¢s mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush). - Jules Carlysle Quotes

America has been knocked-up with democracyÃ¢â¬â¢s mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush).

If someone dares question the AdministrationÃ¢â¬â¢s leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry Ã¢â¬Åtreason!Ã¢â¬Â. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

If someone dares question the AdministrationÃ¢â¬â¢s leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry Ã¢â¬Åtreason!Ã¢â¬Â. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house.

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationÃ¢â¬Â¦The War on Christmas. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationÃ¢â¬Â¦The War on Christmas. ItÃ¢â¬â¢s a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.

Ã¢â¬ÅIf I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is,

Ã¢â¬ÅIf I can find something with a pulse willing to share my bed, why would I narrow the field of options by discriminating on the basis of gender, species or degree of relative consciousness? So, the answer to your question is, ""yes"", I sleep with my dogÃ¢â¬Â

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

When the US sneezes, Canada says, gesundheit.

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE!
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice.
God help us all. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be an underachiever and he rests comfortably on the laurels of his father. Hes failed at every venture hes ever undertaken. And every mess hes created has been cleaned up for himarrests for drunk driving, cocaine, AWOL from the National Guard and numerous bad business deals. He is a self-made disaster. Yet, he was handed the keys to the kingdomTWICE! Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice. God help us all.

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devilhe probably believes that ultimately, his intentions are good. Hed be wrong of coursebut, he must be used to that by now . - Jules Carlysle Quotes

I dont doubt that Bush probably believes most of his own rhetoric (even he couldnt possibly believe it all) and somewhere in the dark recesses of the vacant space left behind after he sold his soul to the devilhe probably believes that ultimately, his intentions are good. Hed be wrong of coursebut, he must be used to that by now .

America has been knocked-up with democracys mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush). - Jules Carlysle Quotes

America has been knocked-up with democracys mutant love child. She has finally borne the demonic spawn of greed, narcissism and civilian indifference. (Congrats on a second term Mr Bush).

Greed Indifference

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry treason!. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

If someone dares question the Administrations leadership or integrity, they drape a flag over the latest mess and cry treason!. Ironically and unfortunately, this bears a striking resemblance to the way I clean my house.

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane. - Jules Carlysle Quotes

Now, they have invented a new war to fire our passion and capture imaginationThe War on Christmas. Its a poorly staged rendition of Wag the Dog interpreted for the morbidly stupid and performed by the criminally insane.

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